Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
the liver wants what the liver wants
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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