We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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