No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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