FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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