What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Randomize