Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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