The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
