Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Apparently you make a good broom.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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