U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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