Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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