is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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