i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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