evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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