Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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