so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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