just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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