Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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