He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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