Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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