so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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