Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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