To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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