they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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