yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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