they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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