Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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