You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
