The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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