When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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