At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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