honey bunches of taint.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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