Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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