: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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