i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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