I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize