The best revenge is premature balding
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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