Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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