I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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