I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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