OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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