D3 body, D1 cock
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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