how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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