You can't special order awesome
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
