im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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