I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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