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im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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