their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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