Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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