i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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