You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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