U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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