Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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