let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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