I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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