He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
handjob tips. give me some.
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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