My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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